I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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