I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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