help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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