Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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