butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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