he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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