Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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