It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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