I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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