I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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