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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have edible shot glasses at target.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

There really is a God.

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(702): View more from Nevada

she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.

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(302): View more from Delaware

This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.

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(806): View more from Texas

Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes

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