Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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