office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I would ride that face into the sunset
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
