You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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