So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
