ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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