good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
