with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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