Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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