I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
