But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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