Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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