JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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