You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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