I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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