God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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