her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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