Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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