You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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