Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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