Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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