yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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