"it" just moved
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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