HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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