I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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