a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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