dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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