Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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