Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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