Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Randomize
