just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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