She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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