You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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