I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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