the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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