Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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