mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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