This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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