Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
