I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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