I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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