I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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