Nicole vs. Life
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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