He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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