Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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