there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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