he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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Goodbee
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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